Archive for June, 2012

It’s been pointed out to me that one of Tom Cruise’s teeth is right in the middle of his smile. I can’t unsee it and it’s disturbing me. [Laurel_Green]

Bryan Adams, the world needs you to start writing songs for the end credits of movies again. [Laurel_Green]

Why won’t these feathers stay in the package!? [Laurel_Green]

It is green. [Laurel_Green]

Ugh. It’s so humid that the touchscreen on my phone is behaving erratically. [Laurel_Green]

My new favourite song this summer is "Call Me Maybe", by Carly Rae Jepsen. #MyMusic #baeble [Laurel_Green]

@Baeblemusic Awesome! Thank you so much! I’m so excited! [Laurel_Green]

At first, I was all like Star Trek II, but now, I’m all like Star Trek III. Let’s hope I don’t become like Star Trek V. [Laurel_Green]

Shuddup… I’ll drink wine and play Skyrim, if I feel like it. [Laurel_Green]

My mom’s dog keeps licking anthills. [Laurel_Green]

Dog Monster https://t.co/Spv6rJP8 [Laurel_Green]

Nothing like finding out a bunch of the programming issues you’ve been having are sorted out in the next version of WordPress. [Laurel_Green]

Canadians are courteous, not polite. [Laurel_Green]

I’m eating quinoa puffs. Cereal for adults isn’t fun. [Laurel_Green]

Is it wrong that I sort of hope that those hawks that those environmentalists were worried about attack Nik Wallenda? Yeah, probably. [Laurel_Green]

I always root for angry hawks. Also, the image of a guy hanging upside down from a safety line trying to swat away hawks is funtabular. [Laurel_Green]

Take my wife, please. [Laurel_Green]

One of these days I’m going to be done with the PHP and I will start on the CSS. One of these days. [Laurel_Green]