Laurel Green » Nonsense http://archive.laurelgreen.com Sat, 04 Aug 2012 10:52:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Thing-A-Day 2012 Day Twenty-Seven: Angelina Jolie Looked Like Skeletor Last Night http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/27/thing-a-day-2012-day-twenty-seven-angelina-jolie-looked-like-skeletor-last-night/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=thing-a-day-2012-day-twenty-seven-angelina-jolie-looked-like-skeletor-last-night http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/27/thing-a-day-2012-day-twenty-seven-angelina-jolie-looked-like-skeletor-last-night/#comments Tue, 28 Feb 2012 03:54:04 +0000 Laurel Green http://archive.laurelgreen.com/?p=3791 Thing-A-Day 2012 Day 27: Angelina Jolie Looked Like Skeletor Last Night

Last night, Angeline Jolie totally looked like Skeletor. Someone alert Castle Grayskull, because I fear for Eternia’s future.

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Thing-A-Day 2012 Day Twenty-Five: Butterfly http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/25/thing-a-day-2012-day-twenty-five-butterfly/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=thing-a-day-2012-day-twenty-five-butterfly http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/25/thing-a-day-2012-day-twenty-five-butterfly/#comments Sun, 26 Feb 2012 03:49:51 +0000 Laurel Green http://archive.laurelgreen.com/?p=3782 Thing-A-Day 2012 Day 25: Butterfly

Is beautiful butterfly.

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Thing-A-Day 2012 Day Twenty-Three: Circles http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/23/thing-a-day-2012-day-twenty-three-circles/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=thing-a-day-2012-day-twenty-three-circles http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/23/thing-a-day-2012-day-twenty-three-circles/#comments Fri, 24 Feb 2012 03:32:51 +0000 Laurel Green http://archive.laurelgreen.com/?p=3776 Thing-A-Day 2012 Day 23: Circles

CIRCLES! CIRCLES! CIRCLES!

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Thing-A-Day 2012 Day Nineteen: Smug Bear http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/19/thing-a-day-2012-day-nineteen-smug-bear/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=thing-a-day-2012-day-nineteen-smug-bear http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/19/thing-a-day-2012-day-nineteen-smug-bear/#comments Mon, 20 Feb 2012 04:04:27 +0000 Laurel Green http://archive.laurelgreen.com/?p=3477 Thing-A-Day 2012 Day 19: Smug Bear

Never trust a bear with eyebrows.

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Thing-A-Day 2012 Day Eighteen: Shocked Worm http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/18/thing-a-day-2012-day-eighteen-shocked-worm/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=thing-a-day-2012-day-eighteen-shocked-worm http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/18/thing-a-day-2012-day-eighteen-shocked-worm/#comments Sun, 19 Feb 2012 02:17:45 +0000 Laurel Green http://archive.laurelgreen.com/?p=3444 Thing-A-Day 2012 Day 18: Shocked Worm

This is Mr. Shocked Worm. Soon to be Mr. PTSD Worm.

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Thing-A-Day 2012 Day Fourteen: Valentine’s Day Hypnotic Spiral http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/14/thing-a-day-2012-day-fourteen-valentines-day-hypnotic-spiral/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=thing-a-day-2012-day-fourteen-valentines-day-hypnotic-spiral http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/14/thing-a-day-2012-day-fourteen-valentines-day-hypnotic-spiral/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:31:08 +0000 Laurel Green http://archive.laurelgreen.com/?p=3355 Thing-A-Day 2012 Day 14: Valentine's Day Hypnotic Spiral

YOU WILL BUY ME SHINY THINGS

YOU WILL BUY ME SHINY THINGS

YOU WILL BUY ME SHINY THINGS

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Thing-A-Day 2012 Day Twelve: Stick Figure with TWO Knives http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/12/thing-a-day-2012-day-twelve-stick-figure-with-two-knives/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=thing-a-day-2012-day-twelve-stick-figure-with-two-knives http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2012/02/12/thing-a-day-2012-day-twelve-stick-figure-with-two-knives/#comments Mon, 13 Feb 2012 04:33:40 +0000 Laurel Green http://archive.laurelgreen.com/?p=3345 Thing-A-Day 2012 Day 12: Stick Figure With TWO Knives

“No, you’re thinking of a man with two knives.”

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I Won at the Santa Claw http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2011/03/01/i-won-at-the-santa-claw/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=i-won-at-the-santa-claw http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2011/03/01/i-won-at-the-santa-claw/#comments Tue, 01 Mar 2011 16:48:28 +0000 Laurel Green http://archive.laurelgreen.com/?p=1984 Waiting in line took, in total, about 20 hours spaced out over 3 days, but, after 3 tries at The Santa Claw (a giant real-life claw game played over the internet), I finally won my prize!

Santa Claw Envelope

My glorious prize came in this magical envelope! Oh, the excitement I had in opening this envelope!

Santa Claw Knobby Ball

And, what was in the wonderful envelope? Why, it was none other than this knobby ball! Which came deflated and I have no pump, thus, it will remain thusly.

By the by, there was a sticker on the envelope that said “made in North Pole”, but the ball says “Made in China” and the guys that run The Santa Claw, the Real Art Design Group, are based in Dayton, Ohio, so.., I’m not sure. Is the sticker supposed to imply that the envelope was made in the North Pole? It is a mystery.

Santa Claw Card

This card also came in the mystical envelope. It reads:

LUCKY YOU! You stood in line, played The Santa Claw, and won this impressive knobby ball. Amazing that is just didn’t seem to make it on someone’s Christmas list this year, huh? Your pals: The Santa Claw.

All in all, apart from the hours of waiting in line, playing with The Santa Claw was pretty fun.

You can still play with The Santa Claw at thesantaclaw.com, but it looks like they are out of prizes. There’s no line anymore, though!

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I am a Horrible Person http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2011/02/24/i-am-a-horrible-person/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=i-am-a-horrible-person http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2011/02/24/i-am-a-horrible-person/#comments Fri, 25 Feb 2011 00:03:27 +0000 Laurel Green http://archive.laurelgreen.com/?p=1613 SMRT

I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T!

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Circle Boredom http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2011/02/22/circle-boredom/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=circle-boredom http://archive.laurelgreen.com/2011/02/22/circle-boredom/#comments Tue, 22 Feb 2011 23:34:39 +0000 Laurel Green http://archive.laurelgreen.com/?p=1390 derp

I got bored and made a bunch of circles in Photoshop.

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