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At first, I was all like Star Trek II, but now, I’m all like Star Trek III. Let’s hope I don’t become like Star Trek V. [Laurel_Green]
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Shuddup… I’ll drink wine and play Skyrim, if I feel like it. [Laurel_Green]
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My mom’s dog keeps licking anthills. [Laurel_Green]
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Dog Monster https://t.co/Spv6rJP8 [Laurel_Green]
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Nothing like finding out a bunch of the programming issues you’ve been having are sorted out in the next version of WordPress. [Laurel_Green]
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Canadians are courteous, not polite. [Laurel_Green]
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I’m eating quinoa puffs. Cereal for adults isn’t fun. [Laurel_Green]
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Is it wrong that I sort of hope that those hawks that those environmentalists were worried about attack Nik Wallenda? Yeah, probably. [Laurel_Green]
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I always root for angry hawks. Also, the image of a guy hanging upside down from a safety line trying to swat away hawks is funtabular. [Laurel_Green]
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