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Remember kids: it’s important to know how to use all 400 different types of fork correctly because it makes the world work more smoothly.
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RE: Ever single vampire show EVER. Why don’t they just wear silver around their necks? WHY!?
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According to Wikipedia, Count von Count is the strongest vampire of all. His only weakness is arithmomania.
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Wish that I had "preternatural counting abilities."
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I’m watching a news report about ragweed, but they keep showing shots of goldenrod.
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